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Music: Federico Fernandez
Lyrics: Shaun Parsons | Federico Fernandez
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Those lonely nights in winter,
Are never a good thing,
Browsing through the pages of a dirty magazine,
Then it hit me,
She was staring back at me,
So I asked her out down on page 23.
She said I don’t do Tuesday nights,
But you’ve been a dirty boy and it’s time to pay the price,
Punch in your number,
Sit down and relax,
20 seconds to paradise.
Lady Vagina, she wears high hill shoes,
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Venus flytrap, razors in her hair,
Lady Vagina, heaven in your hand.
1, 2, 3, come and get a load from me,
Before you open up your ass to let me see,
4, 5, 6, wanna get up in her mix,
And be surrounded by her dirty little tricks,
It’s getting hard, and hard, and harder to breath,
Rapid fire now, increase the speed,
It’s getting hard, and hard, and harder to bare,
I pray it doesn't land up in her hair.
Oo-oo heaven in your hand...
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